"This is simply AMAZING! I pull them apart and away from each other then, as I move them close again they pull towards each other at a seemingly exponential rate. Dad calls them magnets but, I believe they deserve a much more sophisticated  name that."

“TODAY IS THE DAY!!! Not only is my new room done but, I can sleep in my racecar toddler bed!
Now I have but two things to ponder; First of all, Racecar spelled backwards is still ‘racecar’ …WEIRD.
And, should I refuse to sleep in it tonight so Dad doesn’t feel like I’m growing up too fast?"

 

“My new room is all painted and, most of my bedroom stuff is in there too! I’m especially happy about having a place for all of my toys. Of course, I’ll be dragging them out in to the living room most every day so, not much will change except where I’ll be sleeping.”

“Dad says he’s really busy with my new room and, that’s why he has missed a couple posts in the last week but, he has opened up the comments so that ANYONE can speak their peace. …or is it (speak their piece)? Give me a break, I haven’t mastered English quite yet. ”

Two-post Tuesday

“I'm going to be busy today. I have to throw things on the floor and laugh, throw things in the air and laugh, push over one or, both of the cats ...and laugh, plus, I have to throw things down the basement steps and laugh hysterically. I love gravity!”

Two-post Tuesday!

I know this is where I usually step in with my two cents and, I will say that gravity is a lot of fun up until you fall down but, WATCH THIS… *paper airplane*!

"SPRING IS HERE!!! Daddy's a day late on this post because he's been VERY BUSY so, there will be a second post for Monday coming soon. Now you can sit back and relax."

"I'm getting a new room AND a BIG BOY bed!!! ...That's what Dad told me, He was really enthusiastic about it too. I wonder If I'll get a big screen and DVD player (A.K.A. Pancake warmer) with surround-sound...?"

"NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... I have to play with this toy until AFTER the garage sale! Then, everything will be alright."

"NIGHTMARE! ...Thank you for letting me sleep with you Dad, I was scared. Now, I hope you don't mind when you wake up shoved all the way over to the edge, with no blanket and my feet in your face. ...LOVE YOU! Goodnight."

"YAY! the PARK! I haven't been here in AGES... of course two days for you is like, a month to someone MY age."

Two-post Tuesday

"I find it hard to believe it didn’t work today, AGAIN. My cute little precious smile didn’t keep me out of trouble. I wonder if I’m losing my touch."

Two-post Tuesday

It stops working until the roles are reversed and, you become a parent. By the way son, I already know about the fake tears too.

“Today is the first day of the rest of my life. …But I thought that was yesterday. Didn't we lose an hour from our day?”

"I'm starting to use more and, more words around the adults, broadening my vocabulary. Every day is like a big puzzle of learning about every different aspect of life for me. And every day, I make another thousand or so pieces fit. The trouble is; the puzzle has about 9,835,762,449,124,680,031,547,813 gaps in it, and I'm not even finished with the border!

If only there were some way I could relay this information to my Dad...

“WOW! What’s that? I don’t know what you mean, ‘Yo-yo’ but I like it a LOT! In fact, I’m nothing if not fascinated with this contraption. Let me watch. So, …you wind the string around that thing in the middle then, you throw it down, and it automatically…. HI KITTY!!!”

“The phrase ‘I’M GONNA GET YOU’ may be disturbing for some adults but, it sounds HILARIOUS if you’re like me, just under two years old, and Dad is making that funny face!”

I really like the fact that I have mobility. When we got to the supermarket, Dad lets me walk with him and, we travel ALL OVER the store. It’s a good thing he can keep up with me or he’d be lost.

Wednesday… what day is that? Oh wait, I know this one, don’t tell me. I get to play …Dad will take care of the dishes, wash clothes, wake me up, change my diapers, feed me, take me to the park, and make supper.
YEAH, I GOT THIS!

“I AM NOT a picky eater. I simply eat the GOOD food on my plate.”

Are you going to eat that steak, son?

“Dad’s going back to school after twenty years out and, I’ll have to wait another three years to even start. That’s like a LIFETIME to me.”

“I’m starting to notice people in the pictures on the wall and, even recognizing some of them. Though I’m too young to realize that photography is only two-dimensional, it would be a little less creepy if they weren’t looking at me all the time.”

“I may not be an angel every day but, I have my moments.”

“We went to the park yesterday. My Dad, brother and I Stayed ‘til almost dark and, had an excellent time together. It was like a Boys’ night out except I didn’t get new socks.”