"I'm starting to use more and, more words around the adults, broadening my vocabulary. Every day is like a big puzzle of learning about every different aspect of life for me. And every day, I make another thousand or so pieces fit. The trouble is; the puzzle has about 9,835,762,449,124,680,031,547,813 gaps in it, and I'm not even finished with the border!

If only there were some way I could relay this information to my Dad...